Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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45.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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noodles

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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your mom

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Anti Joke

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