Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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9/11.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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