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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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apple pie.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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