William Raines.

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penis

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The Mets win the World Series

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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