You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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