I'm Spartacus

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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