- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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