One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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the cow goes moo

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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i have aids and a chode

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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