- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Asians...

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