Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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