- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Blacks

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

There is no I in Pie except for the I

a man makes a bad joke

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

My penis is big... not.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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