What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

osama bin laden is dead

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Uh... What was emulating again?

tee hee

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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