- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

If life gives you lemonade.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

My cat just died.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

whats dumb and small? dandruff

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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