Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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sky's sty

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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