- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Jews

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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