Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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