why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Your Mom!!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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