- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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