Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Caca.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

SHUT UP JP

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why is pie good. because it just is.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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