What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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