- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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