- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

it's funny because it's funny

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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