Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

The Morman Religion.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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