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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

... i forgot the joke :p

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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