What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call your mom? Mom

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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