Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Chlamydia

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#IHateHashtags

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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