A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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