A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Gustavo Andrade

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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