- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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