I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Your mom.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

And Stephen Hawking said.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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