Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What comes after 23? 24.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Chick Norris... Enough said

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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