Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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