What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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