- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

John lazzaro likes dick

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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