- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Jews

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Roses are blue Colton is gay

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Yo Momma is not fat.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Girls soccer

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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