- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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