George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

angelo snyder is not ga

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

woman's rights

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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