what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Praise Paisley

Gus's mom

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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