- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A miserable man committed suicide.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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