Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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