What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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A whole 'nother.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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