why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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the bible

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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learn. advance!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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