Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Your mom

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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