What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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