A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

kennah campion... being nice

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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