How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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