What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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