A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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where's mom I killed her

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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so...um, yeah

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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