Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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