whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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