Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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were at work systems r down

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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anti jokes are for fags

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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